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• Customer: You Greek?
• Waitress: Greek Orthodox.
• Customer: So you're Greek.
• Waitress: No, that's my religion, they call it Greek Orthodox.
• Customer: But you're from Greece, right?
• Waitress: No, Belarus.
• Customer: Russia?
• Waitress: Belarus. It's the former USSR. It's between Russia and Poland.
• Customer: I never heard of it. It must be very small.
• Waitress: It's not small.
• Customer: It must be very small.
• Waitress: It's the size of France. France is quite big, actually.
• Customer: I better look at a map.
• Waitress: Yeah, you'd better.

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